Drunken Toddlers

In the evenings, the kids seem to get drunkenly tired. They stumble about the room, bumping into walls, chairs, and each other. They even get a little crazed, engaging in wild games of chase, and running faster than their chubby legs can carry them. This, of course, leads to them falling and hitting their heads, which leads to more-intense-than-needed crying. Because they are drunkenly tired.